Thursday, November 30, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
thinking of sombody to cuddle with
Sunday, November 26, 2006
106 sent me these pics i find the ship very interesting
as it looks like how an advanched ship would look like i seen a lot archives cia s foia and other stuff any advanced race would have masterd gravity and time that are hidden in the subatomic realm so instead of electrons its way more advanced like how we used old things for diseases untill new medicine then to natural herbs vitamins soon to genetic medicine same with this tech hyerdrive i have myself encounterd entities some on tape by golly gum
attack again of cyberstalker simple a person with
(YOU) may have missed."
hey hutchison - you weird bahstard -
why dont you and your aussie pig jason PiNgMaSta go off in a corner and fuhk yourselves blind instead of denegrading arilla - she doesnt even remember youre alive so she certainly is not writing anything about you
stop flattering yourself - you are nothing to arilla - not even a memory
- i know - i asked her - she is a very nice person - she is a successful professional pr person with a good life - why dont you get a life -
mmmmmmmmm hutchison - why dont you get a life -
but - if you want arilla that badly - you should be nice not stupid ass nasty like you always are - but - better yet - go play with your slutty acquaintences and leave arilla alone -
youre ruining your own reputation by writing crap about arilla - everyone knows how nice she is and knows youre lying - we are going to make sure all the other radio and pr people know exactly what kind of scum you and youre stupid junior league followers are -
we all remember when arilla got you on the art bell show - she is the one who started your show time - without her getting you on all those radio shows you would be in the free food line with the rest of the bc bums - and -
we all remember when you were telling everyone you were going to marry arilla and how lucky you were - well you fuhked up big time and lost her
- arilla has a really good man now - so now go lick you wounds and grow up scum bag -
youre letting everyone know what a low life insane creepy stalker you really are - get that hutchison - you are a low life slandering, libeling creepy insane stalker -
and btw - everyone knows you didnt marry filthy whore cynthia delaine shoe martinez who has been married at least 6 times before - the more you repeat that lie - the more people are laughing at you and are sure you are totally insane -
you had better be careful hutchison - youre the one posting all kinds of crap -
if you are charged with stalking and libel and slander - you will never be able to "go south" -
like the aussie pig jason PiNgMaSta said - "Just pointing out something (YOU) may have missed."
http://www.fastmail.fm - A fast, anti-spam email service.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
below a worker of pauls hi ! ok some of pauls samples i did download before
www.millanyangle.com paul i feel like a brother
we have common interests i met him threw the net he asked me if i needed anything machined i thuoght ok his work is like a fine gunmaker or tool and deis his patented little tool will mill any angle looking at it the tool hi finish of deep blue with the name laserd in we talk on many topics and he indeed sent me finily machined parts stamped with his name and date and company thank you paul
i have a new friend in the fold i find him interesting to talk to below is some stuff
so we talk ideas the ram project;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;this is the net stuff --------- Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:07 am Post subject: Gordon Novel
Below is an article on Gordon Novel (http://www.rickross.com/reference/waco/waco100.html). I'm interested in what anyone might know or have to say about the man...in particular his recent activities. Note, this article is dated 2000, and he was stated as 61 at the time:
Conspiracy dreams are an FBI nightmare
Charges by private eye spur probe in Waco
San Antonio Express News, January 23, 2000
By Dick J. Reavis
A colorful New Orleans electronics expert, private eye and business promoter - like a mischievous twin of Forrest Gump - is back on the fringes of history.
His story stretches credibility, perhaps, but the man whose last name is synonymous with fiction is in the news again, this time in connection with controversy over the 1993 federal siege at Mount Carmel near Waco that left about 80 people dead.
Gordon Novel, 61, is the originator of allegations - recently popularized by "conspiracist" documentaries- that federal agents fired upon David Koresh's followers as Mount Carmel was bursting into flames. Because of the charges that Novel developed, government investigators and the media now are looking into the possibility that at Waco, federal agents might have been guilty of attempted murder, not negligence. Sometime between now and April, at the request of the Justice Department's special counsel, former Sen. John Danforth, and at the order of Waco's federal district court, experts will re-enact a scenario intended to prove or debunk Novel's contentions.
But Novel is not the sort of figure whose charges the media or the courts are accustomed to taking seriously, and his background only adds to the furor over the Mount Carmel events.
The trouble begins, perhaps, with his birth. Novel says he is the illegitimate son of showman and songwriter Billy Rose ("Without a Song," "Me and My Shadow"), who famously said, "I sell ballyhoo, not genius." His mother, Novel says, was a chorus girl in Rose's production of Casa Mañana at Fort Worth's 1936 Texas Centennial Celebration. Perhaps if Novel (who pronounces his name No-vél) is given to showmanship, it is because it is in his genes.
His résumé claims that he was the model, inaccurately portrayed, as "Mr. X" in the 1991 Oliver Stone movie "JFK." He has for years been widely identified as an assassination conspirator; he was a bit player in the Watergate scandal; and he has lately been investigating UFO phenomena. In years past, he also has been an adviser to such beleaguered and controversial figures as carmaker John DeLorean and pornographer Larry Flynt. He is the sort of fast-talking raconteur who can spin tales that only space age technology can disprove - or confirm.
The re-enactment, reportedly slated to take place in March at Fort Hood, "is worthy of Cecile B. DeMille," former U.S. Attorney General Ramsey Clark said.
A British company, Vector Data Research, will fly a fixed-wing aircraft at an altitude of about 9,000 feet over an expanse of prairie upon which federal agents and perhaps others will be firing weapons of differing caliber, loaded with a variety of munitions.
The aircraft will be equipped with a Forward-Looking Infrared, or FLIR, camera, similar or identical to one the FBI used to film Mount Carmel's 1993 finale, equipped with a long zoom lens. Dozens of technical experts and lawyers will supervise the show.
FLIR devices record variations in temperature, producing black-and-white pictures that look very much like ordinary movie images.
The FLIR tape at the center of today's debate was declassified by the FBI in 1994, during the criminal trial of 11 Mount Carmel survivors, including five who survived the fatal April 19 fire. Prosecutors argued that the FLIR showed that on April 19, 1993, residents of the complex set three separate fires inside the building.
But in late 1995, while viewing the 90-minute tape with a stepbrother and son, Novel says he saw something in the FLIR that no one else had noticed: flashes on the back side of Mount Carmel - out of the view of news cameras. Novel alleges the flashes are "thermal signatures" of weapons' fire. Whether the FLIR flashes are pictures of gun- and grenade-launcher fire is a critical issue, because FBI spokesmen have always denied that their agents took shots at anyone on April 19.
The question of federal gunfire and of who may be responsible - FBI men or members of the shadowy Delta Force - also are issues that Danforth is now investigating as a special counsel to the Justice Department. The allegation will be litigated this May, when a wrongful death suit filed against the federal government by Branch Davidian survivors goes to trial in Waco.
Among those who put faith in Novel's interpretation of the FLIR is Clark, President Johnson's attorney general, who is representing plaintiffs in the suit.
"It seems clear to me," Clark said from his offices in New York, "that the FLIR tape shows repeated gunfire, toward and into the church complex, from positions where only federal people could have been."
Clark puts such faith in Novel's discovery, in fact, that he has hired Novel as his chief investigator for the case.
But the plaintiff's arguments that government agents tried to shoot Mount Carmel residents is problematic because, thus far, there are no witnesses to federal gunfire, and most observers agree it would be foolhardy to accept Novel's interpretation without corroboration.
Nine people survived the April 19 tank-and-tear-gas assault on Mount Carmel, but of those, only one, Australian Graeme Craddock, crawled to safety on the building's back side after the fire broke out.
In 1993, Craddock told a grand jury that clouds of smoke hampered his view, but that he could hear gunshots - whether from his co-religionists or federal agents, he did not know.
CIA 'admiration society'
Evaluating the FLIR's flashes is a task that is not made easier by Novel's role as a lightning rod for controversy. His life has been a story of improbabilities since the day when, some 30 years ago, former New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison named him as a CIA agent and a figure in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.
Both Garrison and Novel disagreed with the government commission that, in the Warren Report, found that Lee Harvey Oswald was Kennedy's sole assassin. Garrison believed CIA figures plotted to kill the president. After hiring Novel as his security chief, Garrison came to suspect Novel was an operative of the intelligence agency. Novel blamed the FBI for Kennedy's killing, and ultimately charged that Garrison's investigation was part of a cover-up.
Contemporary accounts, and even some present-day conspiracy lore, assign various assassination roles to Novel. He was linked to anti-Castro Cuban exiles, or he was an impersonator of Lee Harvey Oswald, in a "two Oswalds" theory of the killing.
Or he hung out with Jack Ruby, Oswald's killer, or was "the man with the umbrella" who gave the signal for the "real" assassins to shoot the president.
One of the books upon which Oliver Stone based "JFK" reproduces a photo that purports to place Novel on a curb in front of the grassy knoll, seconds before the historic rifle shots were fired from a sixth-floor window in the Texas School Book Depository.
Novel denies any part in any JFK conspiracy, but his denial challenges credibility almost as much as the accusations do. "When Kennedy was killed," he said, "I was sitting in the Toots Shor's restaurant in New York City, relieving Elizabeth Taylor of $650,000 of her money."
His meeting wasn't with the actress, he says - to be precise - but with Michael Todd Jr., her stepson and financial manager. It was part of a project to raise money for the recreation of Bourbon Street scenes at the New York World's Fair of 1964-65, Novel says. He is not nor has he ever been a CIA operative, Novel said, "though me and the CIA do have a mutual admiration society." He calls reports connecting him to JFK's death "horse feathers" or "bull feathers"- inspired by his nearly lifelong enemy, the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Because he has publicly blamed the JFK assassination on the FBI, the agency has a vendetta to imprison and defame him, Novel charges. "In 1967 the bureau declared war on me," he said, "and they haven't let up yet. They want to get me because I wouldn't help them frame the CIA for the assassination that they carried out." An FBI spokesman declined comment when asked about Novel's claims. Unusual witness Gordon Novel is also an unusual witness to history because he was convicted twice of federal felonies.
In 1969, a federal prosecutor in Reno, Nev., charged him with the unlawful interstate transfer of electronic intelligence equipment. "Novel had in his possession a briefcase with a radio receiver, recorder and microphone at an Indian pyramid tribal council meeting," a newspaper account of the case reported. "I was the first guy to be convicted under that law," Novel said. "Watergate conspirators were the next."
In 1977, he pleaded guilty to the felony possession of a firearm, a federal offense, and spent a year in jail. Between 1976 and 1980, Novel also was brought to trial four times on state arson charges in New Orleans. His first two court dates ended in mistrials, the third in a conviction and three-year sentence.
But Novel presented an appeals court with evidence that tape recordings introduced by the prosecution - tapes produced by the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms - had been doctored. Prosecutors did not offer the tapes when Novel's fourth trial opened, and he was acquitted. Novel's legal woes, he insists, all have been motivated by the FBI's desire to take revenge for his betrayal of Garrison.
"I was working as Garrison's chief of security," he explained - a fact that is amply documented -"while at the same time working for the White House to destabilize Garrison's operation."
His role at the White House, he says, involved both installing an "electronic countermeasures system" and keeping then-Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy posted on the strategy that Garrison was devising for the JFK probe.
"Garrison was working for the FBI," Novel said, "with the object of framing the Johnson administration and the CIA for the murder that the FBI committed."
The effect of the FBI's vendetta in the Nevada case, Novel asserts with pleasure, was blunted by the White House. "I got a year's probation, but I served it on the Pedernales Ranch," he said.
When Novel makes declarations like that, some of those who deal with him weigh his statements with what they call "the Novel factor." "You can't afford to ignore Novel, but you can't take what he says at face value," said Mike McNulty, whose Emmy-award-winning documentary "Waco: The Rules of Engagement" brought the gunfire thesis to public attention. "You have to discount for 'the Novel factor.'"
Pressed on the question of his LBJ ranch sentence, Novel admits he spent most of his probationary year in the Dallas-Fort Worth area - but he insists his de facto probation officer was LBJ aide Walter Jenkins, who like other figures whose names Novel frequently drops, is safely dead. Yet Novel is not simply a man who tells tall tales on dead people. In 1979, John DeLorean, designer of the Pontiac GTO, began producing an expensive sports car in Northern Ireland. In 1982, the British government shut the plant, and soon thereafter, DeLorean was arrested in the United States on a federal cocaine-dealing charge.
DeLorean hired Novel as an aide in his defense effort, and when the case went to trial in 1984, the automaker was acquitted, thanks in part to an audiotape that Novel unearthed, revealing DeLorean was the victim of a sting.
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt, whose quixotic 1984 presidential campaign Novel also was promoting at the time, made the tape public, only to be jailed for contempt of court when he refused to reveal its origins. "He went to jail rather than naming me," Novel said. The story is true: "I did refuse to give him up as a source, and it cost me 51/2 months in prison," Flynt said.
After DeLorean's acquittal, Novel and the beleaguered automaker devised a plan to produce a new sports car, but that scheme fell through, DeLorean said, "because about half an hour after we made our announcement, I was arrested for embezzlement."
DeLorean's second federal trial also resulted in an acquittal. Perhaps becau se his legal troubles nearly ruined him - earlier this month DeLorean lost his home in a bankruptcy proceeding - today the exonerated industrialist has only praise for investigator Novel.
"There's only one like him," DeLorean said. "Gordon Novel is sui generis. He's very perceptive and very intelligent."
Novel has buttressed his arguments on behalf of the FLIR/gunfire thesis by dropping the name of another luminary, William Colby. Like most Novel stories, the tale of the former CIA's involvement is of the shaggy dog type. Not long after he had finished his probated sentence, as Novel tells it, on one of his missions to pump money out of rich and powerful patrons, he met Nixon aide Charles Colson.
"I went in to see Colson about a loan from the Western Pension Fund to buy Federal Express, which was in trouble at the time," he said. "Pretty soon, we were talking about the Watergate tapes."
The two concocted a plan to erase the tapes using a "degaussing field canon," a device that could project a magnetic beam over a distance and through walls, scrambling the tapes. Ultimately, they decided not to try the scheme, Novel says, because Nixon nixed it. "We had evidence that John Dean had independently recorded all of the conversations," Novel said. Through Colson, whose association with Novel was documented by prominent columnist Jack Anderson, and other CIA or "company" men, Novel came to know Colby, who was CIA director from 1973 to 1975.
It was the retired Colby to whom Novel turned in 1995, he said, for confirmation that the FLIR flashes were actually gunshot signatures. He telephoned Colby, sent him a copy of the FLIR, "told him, 'if you've got any technology that you could put on it, I'd like to know what it says.'" A few weeks later, according to Novel's account, Colby called to say that, "You've got a positive on this stuff and I've got something that we probably shouldn't have, but I am going to show it to you."
Not long after Colby's call, Novel said, "some company guys show up at the New Orleans airport Hilton, with an IBM laptop and player. The FLIR had been put onto a hard disc and colorized, with fire in green, explosions in blue and gunshots in red. Everything you saw was event-designated." Novel also claims the film showed federal agents "using blinding lasers, firing them at the Davidians coming out of the building in the rear." But that scene, he says, occurs in a five-minute span of the tape that was not in the copy that he had sent to Colby, and that is missing from the version that the FBI has declassified.
Novel has explained the former CIA director's assistance by saying that, "Colby was helping us because he was tired of the CIA being framed for the murder of JFK." He's also said that, "when Colby gave me this intelligence, he wasn't ratting on anybody. He was simply pro-CIA. He was extremely angry about seeing the FBI pushing for a world government." After viewing the colorized FLIR, Novel took his interpretation to filmmaker McNulty, who brought in Edward Allard, formerly an analyst with the Defense Department's Night Vision Laboratory and a pioneer of FLIR technology. Allard's conclusion, after studying a copy of the tape that McNulty provided, was that it "clearly showed gunfire toward the building." His opinion and a subsequent meeting, at which Novel, Allard and McNulty all were present, shortly led to the making of "Rules of Engagement," whose sequel, "Waco: A New Revelation," is spurring much of the renewed attention to the events at Waco.
Waiting on FLIR test
If the re-enactment confirms that, indeed, weapons' fire does leave telltale tracks on FLIR tapes, a generation of conspiracy buffs will believe that Gordon Novel was an operative of the CIA, chosen to deliver Colby's message as an agent of plausible deniability - as one to whom spooks and spies turn in order to conceal their tracks.
If, on the other hand, the FLIR camera records no flashes, those who subscribe to the official version of the Waco events will doubtless point out that Novel's credibility was always weak.
The New Orleans private eye and conspiracy-weaver already has prepared for that turn of events. Predicting that the test will be rigged with high-tech gimmickry and gadgetry, he is denouncing it as an "out-and-out sham." If the results of the re-enactment are believed, he says, the truth about what happened at Waco will be like the truth about another favorite subject of "conspiracists," on which he also claims to have an inside track: UFOs and the fabled Area 51.
"It is the blackest, deepest darkest secret of the whole federal government," he said.
"When I tell any truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do. "
Back to top
Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:39 am Post subject:
Last edited by Shawnna on Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:36 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:17 am Post subject:
Dan Smith brings him up a lot at his blog, in relation to some
movie project about UFOs. I remember an email from some
months ago where Jack Sarfatti said he was like a consultant on that
project (vetting the physics concepts for script). I remember a name
"Doug Ivanovitch" as also associated with this project. And, if I remember
right, I think R. Doty was somehow in the mix too. Last reference by
Smith says he is not so involved with that anymore.
I looked for the email on this but it seems to be not there anymore.
Must have done some purging.
Back to top
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:
When I looked him up before (via google, naturally), it just seemed to be a jumbled up bunch of creepy stuff and mystifying intrigue.
You guys going to shine a light down this well? Might be interesting.
One thing really gives me the creeps: all that talk about a possible
connection to JFK's death.
Back to top
Reality Is In Sight
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:11 am Post subject:
Friend or associate of John Alexander?
Allegedly assured Burisch (via Harry Dschaak?) that Ramsey Clark could get him the hearing and immunity he desired - but Burisch freaked out.
The connections, or dots, via Clark are interesting ....
Have any of you heard of Lyndon H LaRouche? Rick Ross has a page on him too.
Back to top
Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:51 am Post subject:
Last edited by Shawnna on Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:35 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:58 pm Post subject:
Lyndon LaRouche is always running for President.
He is a class A creep, conspiracy theorist, and anti Semite.
I've had more than enough contact with his followers. (Cultists)
Last time at the California Democratic State convention in 2003 (where they
were thankfully kept outside the convention center in Sacramento).
(I saw John Kerry, John Edwards and Howard Dean there.)
Re: Gordon Novel. I think the last thing I heard he was involved in some
sort of movie project, with a Doug Ivanovitch (of PAX TV?). This was in
one of the emails I read from Jack Sarfatti. (Which I still can't find.)
PS: Rick Ross rocks. A very good and important resource he has (website).
Back to top
Reality Is In Sight
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:01 am Post subject:
From Dan Smith: Quote:
Another instigating factor here is an email purportedly from Ron that was forwarded to me yesterday:
Knights at large,
Normally I would not comment on an early draft so as not to dissuade others from offering independent contributions, but I think Jim caputures the issues so well that additional contributions would be of little value. I think we all share Jim's view that Gordon is the only legitimate leader of the RAM. He served his time, independently derived the circuit, and developed a plan to build a technology, industry, and new world order. But Dr. K. will want to know why he has been singled out for the briefing, what evidence the Knights will provide, and what they will expect in return. These are issues that I think should be discussed only within the inner circle. Therefore I suggest the dialog terminate within this outer circle by 16:00 EST Saturday. Please forward any additional comments or suggestions to Jim and John.before the deadline. Not discussed yet is how and where to bring this to fruition. I included on distribution those few individuals that I think have the intellectual and technical capacity to apply the circuit to make dumpsters fly. As the good Dr. Green pointed out, the demo may be key to acceptance by those outside the outer circle.
Lord of Oversight and Stewardship
I just about had Gordon convinced that this must be bogus, when Ron popped up on his other line to confirm his authorship! Well, knock me down and call me stupid! It's obviously high-time to look at the other side of this coin, before there commences the citizens' inquiry into the management of the DNI. Have I been provoked, or what?
The public principles this time around appear to be Gordon Novel, Jack Sarfatti and myself. Jack and I go back to around '97. His particulars are easily available on the web (9,000 hits). I (190,000 hits!) introduced Jack to Ron (only 232 hits!), early on. I also introduced Gordon Novel to Ron soon thereafter. But I had been hearing about Gordon from Ron, for several years before that.
Gordon Novel (1,680 hits): what more can we say? Gordon says that Jim Marrs is presently working on his biography. I hear that he grew up (presently 67 years) on the wrong side of the tracks in New Orleans, and fell in with an 'aryan' bunch. He is sometimes rumored to have been the 'umbrella man'. He says he heard about, but did not meet Fred Lee Crisman in N.O. He admits to having helped break up the Garrison investigation while under the purview of the White House. He was arrested by the FBI, not long thereafter, while installing an off-the-books electronic security system at the White House. His mentor for many years has been Ramsey Clark, for whom he was the principal investigator, particularly at Waco. Note that Ramsey is presently defending Saddam, another FOR.
So here we are, three musketeer FORs: Gordon, Jack and Dan, I'll drink to that. We're all dressed up with no place to go now except possibly to visit Henry Kissinger who is due to make a presentation to a special meeting of the Bilderbergers. On Monday I was on a conference call with Gordon, Robert Shaheen(?), and Leon Lespona(?). Robert, out of the four of us, sounded entirely sane. He was well known to the Agency, and now to Ron. He is also an associate of Adnan Kosiggi and Henry. He is the designated go-between. Ron has met Henry three times, but he did not say how recently.
Whassup?? Well, Henry has long been rumored to be MJ1. According to one story, it was he who turned the MJ national franchise over to the Bilderbergers.
Signed an NDA for Gordon's RAM, and saw War of the Worlds with son and nephew. I was told another new RAMer is also an eschatologist. I guess we'll see about that.
So, what's a 'RAM'??
REALITY uncovered Forum Index -> The Aviary All times are GMT
just a few more nature takes back as you see in the provincial insane asylum
rotting falling into the ground an evil place built in 1875 how many untold histories lie within it rotting walls fucking time buries every fucking thing untill the very ground blends in fuck time fuck ignorances a rather obnoxiuos post but so what
the lady who wins my heart ill be with her for life and marriage
this waiting on the edge of forever is that i want marriage to seal it it can be spiritual or anyway the lady wants it ill follow being a yin man iam told i remember the summer with corinne it was a magical time i truy think ssomehow as yin put it a long time ago iam leaving for los angeles this place is like a mental insitution new westminster ; yet i have found some very spiritual folks here meaning aware of life true life ; hummmm but it does grind at you this canadian situation some say its the french the old country folks ? i just dont know
Friday, November 24, 2006
god how i thuoght i would be gone from here this november is again black
i see the net an easy way of looking up information
plus emails are fast mail but i live live real always will asways have a email from my ex spurned me to write this yes i care lots ;if only you could see what i see ill post random pictures instead of watching tv or media i play on this away from the deluge of emails on that goofy thing i accidently discoverd sometimes i wish i never discoverd it one gets type casted but the angels have there reasons it uncanny how corinne and i contact she is very aware and psysic i was searching our common old battle ax a sick person realy mentaly ill i wont even bother posting it so in saying i once good bored with tv and now iam getting bored with this with tv i just dont watch it or the media why its a form of social engineering over time you get thuoghts like your scared to look at children becuase of the media training or look skinny or and or i see why hathaway does dont hav in his home tv but again there was radio and news papers so wheres the connection hummmmmmmm random photos tonight
thanks wes roots ; wayne grant ; joe crosby rolly ;and tex plus john of rivtow
friends odf the artificial reef society of bc i worked on 4 destroyers each ship was a year no stupid computer or other junk it was fun ;i worked on the cannons vickers guns from below right trhrew into the barrels plus counter measures plus all of the ship or ships wes roots said ask john he knows where every bolt was this chance of a lifetime to study naval engineering was a blast oh yes we played with c4 ok pictures again f some neet sections of the ship each ship had its own personality
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
funny stuff HOBBITS
> If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet
> syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story
> below will have you laughing out LOUD!
> Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened:
> Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was
> "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his
> room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious,
> can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and
> followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed
> lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
> "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"
> "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."
> "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"
> equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't
> want them to reproduce," I accused my wife. "Well, what do you want
> me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think
> she said this
> "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my
> most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).
> "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
> "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she
> informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you! think?)
> By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on.
> I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
> "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're
> about to witness the miracle of birth."
> "Oh, gross!" they shrieked.
> "Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter
> of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do
> was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)
> We peered at the patient.
> After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear
> briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
> "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.
> "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
> "Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
> "Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it
> appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several
> more times with the same results.
> "Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they
> could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the
> females in my house?)
> "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.
> We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
> "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
> "I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women
> can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one
> thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)
> The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the
> little animal through a magnifying glass.
> "! What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.
> "Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I
> you privately for a moment?"
> I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
> "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.
> "Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In
> fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see,
> a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most
> they um....um....masturbate.
> Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife.
> "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron."
> We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just...just... excited,"
> my wife offered.
> "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
> More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle.
> And then even laugh loudly.
> "What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the
> married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
> Tears were now running down her face.
> Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its...
> its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter
> once more.
> "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled
> the lizards and our son back into the car.
> He was glad everything was going to be okay.
> "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.
> "Oh, you have NO idea," Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with
> 2 - Lizards - $140...
> 1 - Cage - $50...
> Trip to the Vet - $30...NO2
> Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...Priceless!Best Scottish Joke
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says,
"F*** off, ye'll no bring it back!" Wise Old Indian . . . . . .
An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials and replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. There were:
Women did all the work
Medicine man free
Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.
Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
This is quite funny, I would have loved to have been on this flight...
You've Never Heard a Flight Announcement Like This - Wouldn't you love to have this attendant on your next flight? Thanks to a retired WestJet Captain for sending this "paraphrase" of a memorable safety PA (public announcement) from their Flight Attendants. In his own words....
"I was flying to Vancouver from Toronto this weekend, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "what the heck?" (Getting Toronto people to look at each other is an accomplishment.) So once we got airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it."
(BEFORE TAKEOFF) Hello and welcome to WestJet Flight 438 to Vancouver. If you're going to Vancouver, you're in the right place. If you're not going to Vancouver, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important safety features of this aircraft. The most important safety feature we have aboard this plane is ...... The Flight Attendants. Please look at one now.
There are 5 exits aboard this plane: 2 at the front, 2 over the wings, and one out the plane's rear end. If you're seated in one of the exit rows, please do not store your bags by your feet. That would be a really bad idea. Please take a moment and look around and find the nearest exit. Count the rows of seats between you and the exit. In the event that the need arises to find one, trust me, you'll be glad you did. We have pretty blinking lights on the floor that will blink in the direction of the exits. White ones along the normal rows, and pretty red ones at the exit rows.
In the event of a loss of cabin pressure these baggy things will drop down over your head. You stick it over your nose and mouth like the flight attendant is doing now. The bag won't inflate, but there's oxygen there, I promise. If you are sitting next to a small child, or someone who is acting like a small child, please do us all a favor and put on your mask first. If you are traveling with two or more children, please take a moment now to decide which one is your favorite. Help that one first and then work your way down.
In the seat pocket in front of you is a pamphlet about the safety features of this plane. I usually use it as a fan when I'm having my own personal summer. It makes a very good fan. It also has pretty pictures. Please take it out and play with it now. Please take a moment now to make sure your seat belts are fastened low and tight about your hips. To fasten the belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle. To release, it's a pulley thing -- not a pushy thing like your car, because you're in an airplane -- HELLO.
There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide. There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit. We do have a movie in the smoking sections tonight ... hold on, let me check what it is ... Oh here it is ... the movie tonight is "Gone With the Wind."
In a moment we will be turning off the cabin lights, and it's going to get really dark, really fast. If you're afraid of the dark, now would be a good time to reach up and press the yellow button. The yellow button turns on your reading light. Please don't press the orange button unless you absolutely have to. The orange button is your seat ejection button.
We're glad to have you with us on board this flight. Thank you for choosing WestJet, and giving us your business and your money. If there's anything we can do to make you more comfortable, please don't hesitate to ask. If you all weren't strapped down you would have given me a standing ovation, wouldn't you?
(AFTER LANDING) Welcome to the Vancouver International Airport. Sorry about the bumpy landing. It's not the Captain's fault. It's not the Copilot's fault. It's the Asphalt. Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beaten a plane to the gate. So please don't even try. Also, please be careful opening the overhead bins because "shift happens."
This Email was scanned by Norton Anti-virus
FUNNY STUFF hobbits and a life lady friendsent this
Sunday, November 19, 2006
HOBBITS TEND TO ADOPT ME GEE ITS SATURADAY NIGHT
PLAYING WITH THIS BLOGGER JUNK ITS TO ME LIKE A DIAY OR SOMETHING BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT INDEED ILL POST HOBBITS ABND FIRST ACTRESS I MET WHEN IN LOS ANGELS WHY NOT HUM TO MUCH ? LOOKING AT OLD BUILDINGS I WAS IN DO YOU KNOW FACT ABOUT5 PERCENT OF HUMAN POTENTIAL IS REALIZED IN OUR LIFE TIME HERBERT OTTO SAID MARGARET MEADE SAYS 4 PERCENT IS DISCOVERD WHAT OF THE 95 PERCENT WE THINK MUC LESS THAN WHAT WE KNOW WE KNOW MUCH LESS THEN WHAT WE LOVE WE LOVE MUCH LESS THEN WHAT THERE IS AND TO THIS PRECISE EXSTENT WER ARE MUCH LESS THAN WHAT WE ARE OH SORRY I WAS TO POST LINNI AND IMA OF VIENNA WHO ADOPYTED ME PLUS OTHER HOBBITS AMND FIRST ACTRESS I MET IN LOS ANGELS OK KAREN BLACK ; SHODRA SUCHARD MARY ANNS DAUGHTER AND I WHERE BUDDYIES IN THOSE DAYS WE HAD MEGA FUN SHONDRA WOULD PUSH ME AROUND IN A SHOPPING CART AS WELL AS HER AND GANG PIC OF YIN AND A HOBBIT IN AUSTRIA 1993 LAST LINNI IMA WITH ROGER MOORE VEINNA IAM STUFFED COMPUTERS I DO NOT LIKE THEM